Onion: In a desperate attempt to fill 24-hours of programming, here's some bullshit that happened somewhere today.

This video makes me laugh mostly but deep down my soul kind of hurts. What the hell has our news become? Any well researched journalism went out the window when CNN came online in the mid 90's. Now that everybody does "24-hour news" it's too hard to fill the day with decent content so you have to make bullshit up.