Onion: The New Sony Stupid Piece of Shit That Doesn't Do The God Damned Thing It's Fucking Supposed To.

I think this is my second favorite clip from "The Onion" next to "Car Accident Tragically Not Glen Beck". By watching this, I can finally release all my frustration of working with electronics that don't ever work the way they should.

I still use the phrase "Time Vampire" to this day. I heard it first in this clip.